“Atencion, Mexico City, we’ve got free health care and Tamiflu medicine for all of you. Do not speak English? No problema. We fellow citizens of the world will subsidize the hiring of a language interpreter for you! No te pongas nerviososo. Come and dump your hopeless, diseased, and uneducated on our doorstep.
I’m waiting for “Countdown” Keith Olbermann and “Hardball” Chris Matthews to lecture me—again—on the economic benefits that uneducated, low-skill immigrants contribute to U.S. society. Keith and Chris, if the two of you can take your heads out from Obama’s ass long enough, tell me how many illegals live in your neighborhoods. What’s that? They cannot afford to buy any of the houses on your streets. And I thought the two of you embraced the principle of “mi casa es su casa!”
As for me, I can’t wait for the demographics to change in this country. As a gringo—and an emerging minority—will I then qualify for equal opportunities through affirmative action programs? !Qué demasiado!
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